These are the moments friends should come to save the day.
Aren’t the movies great?!
I don’t care who you are, this is the best bong in existence.
Drinking doesn’t get much better then this.
Good, I didn’t like the corpse bride.
Except Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider.
My wife is more committed then you.
Already checked off the list.
I’d fuck you so hard, then leave when the morning comes.